A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to rule 34(literally means rule 3 sub 16) 3:16 A) If it exsists someone will find something wrong with it in the Bible. 3:16 B) If this rule is invoked you are required to say that you have invoked rule 3:16. 3:16 C) If you invoke rule 3:16 and you tell them that you invoked rule 3:16 you are not required to prove that the Bible says something against it. 3:16 D) You cannot invoke this rule when reffering to: Death, BDSM, Furries, or Killing. anything elese can be invoked upon. 3:16 E) this rule must be reffered to a "rule 3:16" it cannot be refered to as rule 3.16 or 3.16 or rule 3-16 or any combination of these (it can be reffered to as 3:16, 3 sub 16, 3 subsection 16 or the Bible rule). 3:16 F) Furries are not allowed to be invoked by rule 3:16 as stated by rule 3:16 D). 3:16 G) The rule may be invoke upon at anytime by God or his angels for any reason and He/them is not required to give a reason. 3:16 H) Hell cannopt speak out against this rule nor can a person say "to hell with rule 3:16" or any form of damning of this rule nor can a person say "forget 3:16" or any form os disavowing or encouraging the disavowing of this rule. 3:16 I) noone may condone the uninteligent use of this rule. (if you do not know what the rule means you cannot use it) 3:16 J) all parts of rule 3:16 cannot be changed edited or restated in any way.
X: look it's pie Z: pie is a sin X: why? Z: rule 3:16 X: the Bible rule? Z:*no response*
Stone Cold Steve Austin had his famous saying "Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass" in reference to the bible verse John 3:16. When Austin battled Owen Hart, Owen botched a pile driver on Austin and for a split second Austin felt paralyzed. Austin had to leave due to a broken neck. So Owen wore a shirt that's said Owen 3:16 which says "I just broke your neck"
Owen 3:16 says I just broke your neck!
The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.
Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers. Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.
3:16 day is a day on March 16th where you get to celebrate the accomplishments of Stone Cold Steve Austin... and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so!
Child: It's 3:16 day dad! Dad: What is that? CHILD STUNNERS THE DAD