Country Dictionary

National gopher revolution day

Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution

Jayson tuttle- told ya so

National Swear day

Kid: fuck, bitch, motherfucker, shit!
Parent: Shut up! why are you swearing sm!
kid: because it’s May 30! National Swear day ofc!🙄🖕🏽

Tell the person you say is annoying that you love them. Deep down its true.

Boy:She's annoying
girl:You love her,and you know its May 30 .

National be nice to your girlfriend day

May 30! Oh!? did you know you have to be nice to your girlfriend today?

MAY 30 is the make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with you bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend: “Hey babe we gotta make out”
Girlfriend: “why?”
Boyfriend:”because it’s may 30”

Your gf/bf has to invite you over to have sex. Or atleast give head to eachother

Babe come over it’s may 30

National make out with your bf/gf day you have to make out with your bf/gf no matter what

Boyfriend:”Hey babe we have to make out”
Girlfriend:”why?”
Boyfriend:”Because it’s may 30”