A fork of Rural Dictionary
january 4 is a day to skip school
hey tomorrow is january 4 so you know what that means!” “ oh ya!”
people who love harry potter, have brown hair, do advanced math, and is a giant crackhead were born this day.
Person: My birthday is January 4!
Other person: Omg whats ur favorite hp character?
It’s January 4th wt r u waiting forrr go hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie go goooooooo!!!
Nell: des it’s January 4th
Des: ok?? So wt
Nell:go fucking hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie idiot
Des: shit for huh bett (leaves)
National first love day post your first love on Instagram ❤️
Person: today is January 4
Alia: I know did you post your first love
Person: no not yet what about you
Alia: yes!
National shart your pants day.
My favorite day of the year is January 4 because i can shart my pants without worrying!
National dumbass day! Tell your friends!
Person 1: Hey its January 4th!
Person 2: Ya, its your day to shine
Person 1: Yea, National Dumbass Day