A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up. What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.
John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.
the phrase "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag" refers to an obese, large or overweight person in the kind of clothing you would expect to see a track star, or a member or a swim team wearing while competing.
Jane - "What is Haneefa wearing?" Jill - "I think she got lost in Marshalls and bought clothes from the children's aisle by accident. Either that or she's color blind and has some serious depth perception issues" Jane - "Haneefa looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag." Jill - "Right on!"
A expression primarily used by people who don't know the difference between weight and volume, it's supposed to mean that the situation is "fucked up" or "out of control". A better phrase would be "10 gallons of shit in a 5 gallon bag", but the person using the phrase is too fucking dumb to know the difference.
-"Fuckin. . .everything is crazy at fuckin work right now. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, nothing works -5 pound bag. . .like a bigass duffel bag? That could probably hold like 80 pounds of shit, so you should be good. -No, fuckin, 10 pounds but only 5 pounds so there's shit everywhere. -Like you have a 1 pound brain in a 10 pound head? -Yeah -Exactly, you're retarded."
Five English Pounds is a not with a £ and a 5 on it used for buying stuff
I'm going to TESCO with my 5 English Pounds.