A fork of Rural Dictionary
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A "Murphy" is a teenage boy who plays guitar. Usually built and good-looking, Murphy's are good with the ladies.
Girl 1: "Oh my god, did you see that guy?" Girl 2: "Yeah, he's such a Murphy"
To disappear from a scene quickly without much notice, similar to the way that a murphy bed is quickly and easily stowed into the wall, disappearing from sight. A synonym for an "irish exit".
Dude, I think that girl I just frenched was actually a guy. Now he wont leave me alone! I have to murphy out of here with the quickness.
1. Slang word for 'penis' 2. Also known as 'cock' 3. Nickname for ESL Chinese students
1. Leva said "man, I really love Murphys." 2. His Murphy was of a decent size 3. A Chinese student couldn't speak English well. He went to Shopper's for a Coke, but instead asked for a cock. All the students called him Murphy after that.
Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.
"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? " "It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. " "What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing." "Murphy." "Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? " "I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
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