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Penis

Penis

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis" Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small. Person 2: Yes

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis Random guy 2: only if you don't stop. Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

a common mispelling of pennies.

Spelling Bee director: Ok, now spell the word "Pennies" 17 year old: P-E-N-I-S Crowd: HAHAHHAHAH what a stupid dumbass, he spelled PENIS! Spelling Bee director: Get out! For using such vulgarity and profanity in your speech, YOU're A DISSAPOINTMENT to your parents and to future generations who want to learn and prosper!! 17 year old: WAHHHHHHHHHHH.