A fork of Rural Dictionary
the single greatest thing in the history of the universe, trains are a glorious and godlike means of transportation. there are multiple ancient cultures built around the worship of trains, going back as far as 5000 b.c.
Priest:" all hail the great train" all" hail the great train who gave us life and all that is important to us." priest"thank you, great train"
To be "on the train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person. On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone. Related: To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.
- What are your plans for V-day? - I'm on the train this year. - No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.
Many people having sex with a woman, fucking her like a train.
I ran the train with my buds on that bitch.
The act of letting all the zombies spawn in a Call of Duty zombies match and running laps around the map. Once all the zombies spawn you kill them and start the cycle over.
Person 1- How did you get to round 33 on zombies last night? Person 2- I was just Training the entire time.
Often spoken on the phone, when simultaneously also on the train.
*ring ring. ring ring* A: "Hello" B: "Hi" A: "So I was..." B: "I can't hear you I'm on the train!" A: "Sorry what's all that noise? I can't really hear you." B: "What? I'm on the train, I can't hear you!" A: "You're on the train?" B: "No... I'M ON THE TRAIN!!!" C: "Shut the fuck up!!!! Can't you just be a bit fucking considerate to your fellow passengers for fuck's sake??!!"
The feeling of being able to accomplish anything while on adderall; often associated with a ten fold increase in productivity.
A: Hey man are you okay? What'd you do all day, didn't hear from you at all. B: Yeah, I'm fine, just took a ride on the A train. Cleaned my room top to bottom, alphabetized my DVD's, and got all of my laundry done. AND finished that paper I put off for 2 weeks.