A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.
Narrowmindedless fools. I hate those Altoids on the boulevard. That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.
"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed. The more intense version of alto.
We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.
joint, marijuana cigarette Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.
"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"
persons from the city of Altoona, PA see also Altoid
I love those Altoids. They are from Altoona!
Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.
Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid! Person 2: What? Why? Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong