A fork of Rural Dictionary
There is word of a maniac going round sprouting some propaganda about Arenes being pronounced A-renes! How preposterous is this. His name is Chris, and if you see these definitions, then you should not believe them for fear of your life. You have been warned.
Ah-renes. Nothing more.
Used in the Armenian race to refer to a homosexual. Called an "Aren" is usually such a bad reference that it is known to make an Armenian explode. Aren was the first known homsexual in the Armenian race. He is known to haunt young Armenian boys during summer and leaves a curse behind. He is dressed in a metro-sexual way, and wears v-necks to show off his chest hair.
Hakop: Damn, look at that foo's v-neck. He's a fuckin aren
Tiko: Get him away from us, he likes young boys like us.
Suro: My dad warned me about arens. lets book it.
Note that the above definition is wrong. It is actually pronounced Ah-reens.
The systematic slaughter of a large group of players in a team-based shooter, specifically game types that can be manipulated to reach their optimal lengths for maximum killing. i.e. Demolition in Call of Duty Black Ops
There are three commandments in Aren Ops.
1) No double planting or shortening rounds or game length.
2) Maximum time must be played.
3) Players must get over 100 kills but somehow, through some unexplained illogical timewarp in space, the team playing Aren Ops will lose.
4) Must drop shot and use all techniques to enrage opposing team.
But your kd will skyrocket.
Must use high killstreaks, such as SR-71 (Blackbird or NakiBird)
Doooood I got my 3.0 kd by playing Aren Ops! But my winloss went down to a .5.