A fork of Rural Dictionary
NOUN: AGR, pronounced (fag-are). DEFINITION: The only ag related fraternity that loves their cattle so much that they are willing to slam a menstruating 200 pound sigma cattle at all costs.
USE IN SENTENCE: "Dude is that fat chick on her period?"
..."yeah, I think so and that AGR is totally trying to roofie her"
..."Dude thats disgusting, good thing Im rushing FarmHouse."
Automatic Girlfriend Response. When a boyfriend/girlfriend says something to their girlfriend that may sound shady but is completely normal and the girlfriend thinks they are doing something horrible (cheating, hiding something, etc)..
Sean: I'm going to take my phone with me.
Lena: Why?
Sean: Just in case.
Lena: (AGR) Oh my God! Why so I don't look through it?! Are you cheating on me?! (texts best friend: Girl I think Sean is hiding something! He took his phone with him)
Best friend: (texts back: Nah girl you just prob having an AGR. Calm down.)
VERB: pronounced(fag-are) DEFINITION multiple:1) to fornicate with a girl under the age of 14 (jail bate).
house moto; ("old enough to read, old enough to breed.")
2) to roofie helpless young, unsuspecting ladies to which they lure with parties and deceitful lies
1) Guy talking to girl: "Come to our party, dont worry, we wont AGR you."
2) One creeper to another: "That girl has to be in highschool, lets AGR her ;)"
Other creeper to the next: "Okay, Im down... as they say old enough to read, old enough to breed."
One of the best people alive (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
An absolute goddess. No literally… he’s a dragon Kappa
Example: “- omg dude they have an amazing personality
- frrr, but not even close to Agre
- yeah true story“
A word only Hannah Walt*** would use in two consecutive text messages to her father.