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When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though
That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it
When you defecate inside of your sister’s vaginal canal and proceed to have sexual intercourse with a burning sensation.
“I gave my sister an Alabama Hotpocket after a long day of working on the farm.”
A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina
Ex: Tymere is the literal definition of this.
Tymere you like to search up this weird shit for fun...why an Alabama hotpocket...
When you shit in a woman's vagina
Her: give me an Alabama hotpocket
Him:ok
When a guy vomits inside of a chick's vagina during sexual intercourse
Rob: I think I should break up with my girlfriend.
Jim: Why?
Rob: She wanted me to finish her with an Alabama Hotpocket... That's too messy for me.
a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito
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When you insert a pepperoni stick into the anal cavity while accompanied by a mozzerella cheese stick in the vagina while the female is in her period and then wait 40 minutes or until melted.
I lived off of Alabama Hotpockets in college.