A fork of Rural Dictionary
"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"
"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"
When your ball clash agains a girls pussy
I Alabama slammer in my sexy step-sister
When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
When having sex the male does a handstand upon his decent he slams his cock into the females pussy.
alabama clam slammer would be Slamming a pussy from a hand stand
The delicate process or jerking off with the soft under skin of a turkey's neck while trying to stuff it for thanksgiving
"Bentley got a little aroused while making thanksgiving dinner and decided he'd try the Alabama Turkey Slammer. That night the family sat down to dinner and all said what they were thankful for, Bentley of course was thankful that no one had noticed that the white sauce packet had not been opened"
When two males are fuck in a woman and pull out and slosh her in both temples with their ducks resulting in knocking her out.
Hey girl you wanna be Alabama hammer slammered