A fork of Rural Dictionary
these Alfie's have a huge penis, super intelligent, and extremely, extremely hotter.
popular girl: omg Alfie is so hot
Alfie: i know bb.
they fucked
1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.
Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today?
Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up.
Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise.
Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit.
Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car?
Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed...
Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?!
Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something.
Eddie: Oh Alfie
'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!'
He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'
Alfie is a mega sexy man, he can beat the shit out of you if he wanted, but thats pretty hot, because alfie is a sexy fucker.
he's a fucking video game addict and will fucking 100% any game he wants. Man gets all the pussy and doesnt take shit from anyone. he has a massive 12 inch horse cock and will use it to destroy everyone in the universe.
Person A: Hey did you hear that John got beaten up?
Person B: Yeah musta been Alfie, he takes shit from noody
Person C: I'd let Alfie beat me up 😳
That one autistic kid whos hand writing looks like something from ancient fucking china
Joe: what the fuck dose that say in your book
Alfie:I can't read it sorry
A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it
“Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie”
Hahahahahah
a man who has a very large sexual agenda. somewhat of a manwhore - that everybody seems to know in one way or another.
ugh, he's going home with her now? that's the second girl tonight. what an alfie.