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The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.
Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!
Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL
Shut up bitch, or I'll give you the angry pirate.
When a guy is fucking a girl from behind and when he's about to blow his load, spits on the girls back. Naturally she thinks the man is done and turns around. As soon as the girl turns around, he blows his load in ONE of her eyes. When the girl covers her eye with her hand (like a pirates eye-patch), the guy then punches her in the throat. She will then gargle "ARRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate due to her throat being punched.
Dude, I totally pulled the angry pirate on my brothers girlfriend!
when a male is giving it to a girl doggy style and pits on her lower back. The girl flips over thinking he's finished, as soon as she does so the guy cums in the girls eye and kicks her in the shin.
this causes her to put her hand on her eye like an eye patch and hold her leg like a peg leg and cause her say arrrrrrr
i gave her a mmmmaaadddddd "the angry pirate" last night and now she hates me
When you bust a nut in a girls eye and then she jumps up holding her eye then you kick her in the the shin and she jumps on one leg screaming aaarrrgggg
I wanted rid of the girl so I gave her an angry pirate.
Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed
Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate