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Aquaman

See Michael Phelps

Aquaman: Michael Phelps, isnt even human

by Cherry-Vanilla September 01, 2008

aquaman

A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...

Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!

by Jay C October 05, 2003

aquaman

Stick a girls head in a toilet while flushing the toilet and fucking the girl in the ass.

"I pulled my bitch by the hair and aquamaned that ho."

by kevyndel October 30, 2007

Aquaman

Simply the most useless superhero ever. He talks to fish and attempted to put out a fire burning on water, and managed to flood new york.

Aquaman, Aquaman
Look over there, its Aquaman
Swims real fast
Talks to Fish
cook him up
Tasty Dish
Oh yeah, its the Aquaman

by Jsmart September 17, 2007

Aquaman

a big fucking loser

Don Downing is a real Aquaman.

by Sexy Randel the Pharoh Wizard January 26, 2004

aquaman

A euphemistic term for a hand-held shower massage is a single woman’s shower stall.

"Damn, she's so ugly that the only man that will have sex with her is aquaman."

by AJ May 26, 2004

Aquaman

Its when you get a blow job in the bathtub or hottub and you fart so the bubbles pop in her face.

JT was getting blown in the bathtub when he gave her the aquaman

by Cohibaesp October 29, 2008