A fork of Rural Dictionary
Well if you find yourself screaming Stop My ass is Burning,you're probably being raped.
You go over your friends house.
BroRapist:Hey Man you want some champagne?
Victim:Nah dude thats for romance.
BroRapist: Well who said we cant be romantic ;)?
*BroRapist anally rapes the poor victim*
Victim: STOP MY ASS IS BURNING!
BroRapist: 10 more pumps baby!
If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.
Oh, bro, I was so drunk last night and eat a whole chili, I've got a Drunken Burning Ass
flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils
Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.