A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Bits of crap that hang on the ass fluff around the a-hole. Often induce vomiting, when rimming someone with ass candy.
2. Candy for the ass. Like eye candy. A male that you wouldnt mind having in your ass.
3. A really nice bum!
1.
'Shit, kevin had some manky ass candy in his fluff!! I was vomming for the rest of the arvie. I dont think i will be seeing him again, until he learns to use toilet roll.'
2.
Person 1-'Now that is some nice piece of ASS'!!
Person2-'I'm not gonna lie to you, that is some lovely eye candy'!
Person 1-'and ass candy!'
3.
Wow, that ass is nice! Its ass candy!!
Candy usually hard candy that was once, but is not now inside someones ass.
Dude i found a jawbreaker in "BOB'S Laundry, you want it? Naw man that's probably "BOB's" ASS CANDY
The Rock's favorite mode of saying "pussy" or "sissy'
The Rock: Why don't you get your candy ass in this ring?
John Cena: You guys wanna see a fight, well sorry, not today. Good Bye!!
A Fan: Pussy!
ME: Stop reading this
a male who is meek and timid, shows female personality traits. basically a male who wouldn't survive outside the security of his mother's arms reach. Also look at pansy, sissy, fruit, wimp
Mikey Jackson, Artist Formerly Known as Prince, Urkel and any man who scratches and slaps during a fight
(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.
"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."