Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ass clown

A person who knows absolutly nothing about his job or trade but can tell everyone else how to do it better!!

My General foreman is a real ass clown,he could'nt wire a fucking hefty bag closed but he can tell me I'm not moving fast enough.

by Shitstick July 22, 2005

ass clown

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

by Mark Whitney June 07, 2004

ass clown

one who is completely retarded and makes his or herself look like a complete ass at all times no matter the occasion.

Tylor Eich, and Weston Scott are ass clowns for robbing a corner store for cigarettes.

by robby adkins October 04, 2009

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

ass clown

A person who is extremely stupid and annoying. Everything they do makes you want to hit them in the head with a 2x4. A complete waste of life.

Damn Vit and Gordy are a couple of ass clowns!

by Rahger July 05, 2007

ass clown

ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.

I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?

by Traumatized April 22, 2008

Ass Clown

Having the characteristics of a classic bastard child, usually male. Often is a bastard child. Lack of father figure and discipline along with spoiling by female birth unit, creates common character traits such as:

- Starts conversions with people who resent him, yet he continues, enjoying himself the entire time.
- Uses people's valuable time with out permission.
- Thinks "no" means yes.
- Conceived through sin or badly mistaken choice of sperm donor, and mother failed to get an abortion.
- Lives in permanent narcissistic fantasy world that no amount of talking or punishment can change.
- Thinks he knows better then others even after non-stop life failures.
- Does just enough to get by, which usually involves living off others.

That ass clown lived off me for a year, and never paid rent.

by CalisDead May 05, 2009