A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used in place of the word "restaurant." Gernerallu describes a restaurant whose food is of dubious nature and will cause you intense pain in yr belly. A spin off of the word terrace.
When I was in school i used to have to eat at the Ahmanson Tear-ass everyday.
The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.
End result: Bloody stool & burning anus
Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!
When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated
“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”
When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated
“Yeah, jumping off the roof through that table was a major ass tear”
When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.
"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'