A fork of Rural Dictionary
one of the last descendents of the hashashin; they still gather under certain planetary alignments not to kill but to honour their forefathers through mystic rituals. once the higher cerebral level has been achieved, they are free to plot the downfall of the god who betrayed them and the return of the dark lord their master
i once knew an assassin, or at least i thought i did
To have sex with someone from behind (anal/vaginal) and pull out at the last second and shoot your load in the back of thier head.
You should try the assassin on your girlfriend tonight. Dude.. I fuckin' assassinated that bitch last night. (past tense)
Figuratively speaking, a person (usually woman) who "kills" other people with their looks, words or actions. Also known as a player or maneater, people nicknamed Assassin feel as if they are superior to the people around them and look for unsuspecting people for sexual, financial or social gain.
"See that girl over there? People call her Assassin...one look and you're dead."
The assassin Hillary Clinton has just murdered Ambassador Stevens in Benghazi
The act of hiding in a closet and beating off, while someone is in the room unsuspecting. Then jumping out of the closet and busting all over them.
"Yesterday I assassined this one chick, she didn't even know I was there until after I left"
A: Hey! Do you know that you can't say "assassin" without saying "ass" twice! B: Fuck off