A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out
David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants.
a member of any number of species of grebes (a small, duck-like wild bird), most of which are only distinguishable at a distance from a duck due to their comparatively recessive hindquarters.
"I thought that was a duck sitting on the pond, but it didn't have much of an ass on it; it musta been an assless curlybird."
a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc
a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc assless chaps
A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams
My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!
Set in Tralee, this delightful film is based on true events. The protagonists are 3 morally uptight Afghans. They are innocently watching Tv when the sex crazed Gardai police raid the apartment they share. The Gardai planted bomb apperal in the aptartment for leverage on the heroes. When faced with such tyranny, the three Afghans decided to submit themselves to the Gardai's will as the peace loving Muslims don't want to be deported. What ufolds next is a film of sexual debauchery involvling sodmisation, midgets, anal insertions and ,inexplicably, a fully grown panda. After this cumfest ends the 3 ,now limp, Muslims leave with a new respect for the law.....and gay sex.
Garda: You will respect my authority....in Assless House Mohammed: I WILL IF YOU GET THIS PANDA AWAY FROM MY ASS!!!!!
Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus Is not a thick one.
Cherry, The Assless Watermelonsaurus is not thick. (Adj)
we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.