A fork of Rural Dictionary
That troll that lives in your phone and messes up all of your sentences that could result in an embarrassing or confusing sentence.
*in mid conversation*
Person 1: types "and okay"
Autocorrect changes it to "ankle play"
Person 2: dude I'm scared of what ankle play is
Person 1: stupid autocorrect
Person: types in "good anime" into the search bar
Autocorrect: changes it to "goop animal"
Person: flips desk
The annoying as bitch that dosent stop correcting us when we type FUCK U AUTO CORRECT
*typing* * AUTO CORRECT COMES IN AND AUTOCORRECTS IT TO SOME THING NASTY* u be like: AUTOCORRECT AUTOCORRECT ITS WAS AN ACCIDENT| I’m just speaking facts
Something that is either the most annoying text code on Earth or a semi-helpful text robot.
Dang Autocorrect made me spell Cheese instead of cheez
something that completely betrays while typing.
son: mom im going to "FUCK" my sis.
mom: UR GROUNDED!
son: NO IT WAS AUTOCORRECT I MEANT IM GOING TO "FORGIVE" MY SIS!
mom: before making out with the mailman we are gonna have a tak young man!
son: MOM WHAT THE FU-
THE MOST ANNOYINGESEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!
Me:oh
Autocorrect:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHZHZ
person you texting to: dude it's not funny I just said my mom is in the hospital we're not friends anymore
Me:NO NO I SWEAR THAT WAS AUTOCORRECT
person u texting to: u suck BYE
The process by which the male of the species will spontaneously relieve himself of excess reproductive fluids in times of inappropriate opportunities.
After Bob had been offshore for 3 1/2 months his body shifted to autocorrect mode and he woke up in a puddle of jizz.
Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.
When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.