A fork of Rural Dictionary
awsten knight is one of the hottest natural blues out there. he is in a band called Waterparks along with his friends Geoff and Otto. his music is so fucking good and you could listen to it for 1000 fucking years. he is a pansexual colored hair masterpiece that rings, wears feet necklaces, and has a tooth bat.
have you heard of waterparks awsten knight?
a thing that is super fucking annoying and doesnt deserve rights. You can tell its an Awsten by these three key things. 1: it always types in all caps. LIKE THIS, NO MATTER WHAT! 2. They have obnoxiously bright hair colours. And 3: they think they are better then everyone else in the world because they are the kead singer of waterslides
"Hey is that an Awsten Knight, it has bright purple hair and is yelling like a crazy man on crack" "yep thats an Awsten of course" You say, pointing to the twink like man in the corner of the club. He was screaming like a chimpanzee and had hair brighter then my future. It was definitaly an Awsten Knight.