A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting a condom on and rubbing icy hot on it, penetrating a woman in her vagina, pulling out and beating your cock on her clit then blowing on it to cause a burning effect.
Did you hear about the Bangcock Blowdryer I gave Tiffany? She was screaming bloody murder cause her vag was on fire!!
When a man or woman empties hot sauce packets upon a womans vagina and then proceeds to lick it all out giving him or her a burning mouth and her a warm sensation.
Hey, we have extra hot sauce from taco bell. How would you like to use it to bangcock flamethrower me?
To have sex while smoking a cigar. The girl must be on top and the guy must be smoking the cigar. This is a type of sex position.
The women hops onto the man. They are having sex and having a good time. Then the man pulls out his cigar and lights it up. They are now doing the dutch bangcock.
Verb- Let's do the dutch bangcock.
Noun- That dutch bangcock i watched last night was awesome.
After climax during intercourse and the man rolls off of the woman, the woman punches the man in the dick for good luck. Each ball is 7 years; the shaft is 10; and the trifecta is imortality.
I gave Charlie a Lucky Bangcock last night but I left once he started puking. Immortality is not worth that.
A sexual act between a man and a women (small children and goats suffice) in which the man thrusts into the anus while holding onto the ears/horns of the partner while simultaneously shitting into a pile behind the partner, upon pulling out the man throws his partner backwards into said pile and proceeds to stab said partner in the eye with his penis. then proceeds to initiate a golden shower in and or around the face. While partner is visually impaired, the man will fist the partner's anus (and potentially vagina at the same time). Upon climax , the man proceeds to write his name on said partners chest with cum.
I was so wasted last night... i woke up in the aftermath of a bangcock bang...
An act of coitous. best with large groups especially birthday parties and baby showers. You need 10 people going up 4321 alternating boys and girls. well thats a regular pyramid to bangcock it up you need to get spicy. So go ahead and open up a helium tank. Include some drinks some glow sticks and atleast a thousands mice painted in blacklight paint and some monkeys dipped in the hottest spice in the world. Please allow for 3 days to complete
Joe: "Holy Crap I was in the hospital for two weeks after that Bangcock Pyramid"
Bill: " Yeah that one monkey really had it in for you"
When your husband is referred to as Asian Kevin and your name is Becky you deal with it.
Goodnight Bangcock Becky and Asian Kevin!