A fork of Rural Dictionary
a kidney bean standing upwards that is purple and has humanoid features
Matt : bruh when i have sleep paralasis i always see beanos looking me in my eyes
John : deadass?
British colloquialism for "beanfeast"; a party, festival, celebration, always with food. An enjoyable good time.
We're having the company beano at Nicole's place this year.
The most all god of this entire world, Beanos is going crazy like Patrick Star. All he wants to do is count up, count up, count up, count up, these racks he made today, and he will tell you "If you ain't talking bout money man get out my damn face." What a legend. He is also being taught throughout schools of america currently. He is a big celebrityB.
Beanos is really chill - Me 2019
Beanos is a fusion of Thanos and a bean. This is one of the most powerful creatures in the entire universe
Mom: What are you doing
Me: nothing
My phone: I GOTTA COUNT UP COUNT UP COUNT UP ALL THESE RACKS I MADE TODAY
Mom: Beanos? I'm so proud of you