Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cats bum hole

a term used to describe a sausage roll? don't no what i mean? turn the son of a bitch round and check out the end of it!

i'll be back in ten minuits love am just nippin down to burneys for a cats bum hole.

by shlongus the pillager July 01, 2008

pooey bum hole

a situation when an evacuation of gas from the bottom releases small but significantly muddy quantity of poo

'oh dear ive just guffed i now have a pooey bum hole ' exclaimed mary.

by bumholio October 08, 2005

bum hole challenge

Where one pokes another individual in the bum hole region without them knowing you are there,whilst screaming "bum hole challenge" at them!

Jack poked sally in the bum hole whilst she was washing up and shouted "bum hole challenge" very loud, scaring the shit out sally!

by Sinner15 December 28, 2013

Clostered bum hole

An oyster that is stuck in your bumhole

You have a clostered bum hole

by Schubby monster December 23, 2019

bum hole juice

a water brown substance left on the penis after anal sex

i pulled out and was covered in bum hole juice

by chris_123-xx May 05, 2007

Bum-Hole Jenga

When something goes horribly wrong. When the task is rushed or a false move is made, there is a sudden collaspe and everything is lost!
Can be related to anything, a bad nights drinking results in being Bum-Hole Jenga'd.

"I was drifting round a bend and pushed too hard and ended up playing a game of Bum-Hole Jenga"

"I started the night off with a pint of vodka, milk and rum. I was Bum-Hole Jenga'd within the hour."

by Bear of Kaos September 02, 2009

bum hole lips

when you purse your lips and they look like an ass hole

hannah- "get that look off your face heidi, you've got bum hole lips."
heidi-"no I'm pissed off"

by tuna breath December 04, 2009