Country Dictionary

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baboon ass

When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.

He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...

by Demarates May 04, 2006

baboon ass

The rear end of a small hatch-back car when red brake lights are illuminated.

Take the corner with a sense of adventure, motherfucker. I don'want to see your baboon ass!

by aaus February 12, 2008

baboon ass

Sonbodys face because they are ugly.

What are you gonna do for a face when that baboon wants his ass back?

by Paul April 09, 2004

Baboon-ass pussy

A vagina that has red and swollen labia, thus reassembling a baboon ass.

Wow, did you see that stripper’s “baboon-ass pussy”?

by Big J. Wells April 20, 2009

Baboon Cherry Ass

During sex when you slap your gf or bf's ass so hard, it turns a bright red color.

Man, last night i gave my girl a baboon cherry ass.

by Poker!Face January 29, 2016

jibbering blue assed baboon

A moron, a person who does not know what they are doing in there job, or in genral. A genral dunce, or hyperactive person.

He/She is a Jibbering blue assed baboon.

by Yama December 07, 2005

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back a harsh insult to tell someone how ugly they are and they should take their ugly face elsewhere

my friend was making fun of a fat woman the other day he said to her

what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back

it was mean and it was hilarious

by blueskypanda June 06, 2020