A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)
Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?
A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men.
Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks.
(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.
they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!
(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition
person A: Did you get married yet?
person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.
person A: That's a bag of dicks.
When a guy is being a complete asshole
John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!
a term you use when something sucks in your life!!!
"Man this sucks a bag of dicks!!!!"