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An awful game
Balan Wonderworld is a complete mess
Writer and composer of the "Numa numa song", also known as Dragostea din tei, and ex member and founder of the band O-zone. Dan now succesfully pursues a solo carreer under his own name and a europop project where he is named "Crazy Loop". He is the son of TV host Ludmilla Balan.
Dan Balan is the most famous man from Moldova.
Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.
Ana: Hello, do you know him? Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan! Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!
Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.
I think that guy's acting like a Balane