A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bald man from a trending spoopy horror game
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A traditional skinhead, one who isn't racist. The opposite of a bonehead
There was a fight at the punk show last night between a Baldy and a Bonehead.
A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.
Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!
A slap-happy grampappy that will whoop someone that gets a maths question wrong.
'OOOOOH, Baldi's gonna whoop your ass!'
(noun), Street slang used to describe a pitbull that Possesses completely white head typical known as bald pitbulls)The reference of that in regards to the Bald Eagle , when fully matured has a completely white head.
-“Yo Deshawn did you see the size of that head on that baldie Mike was walking on 30th?”