A fork of Rural Dictionary
Baldo is the funniest guy. But he will not laugh outside, he enjoys it from inside.
He rarely laughs but when he does its the most genuine laughter in the world.
WTF,Baldo laughed he never does that.
A man who has a beautiful, lustrous beard, yet retains little to no hair on his head.
Hey, that guy is a baldo-beardo. Fascinating!
The act of fucking with a dildo that is attached to one’s testicles.
I gave he/her/them a proper baldoing today, but it left my testicles thoroughly chafed.