A fork of Rural Dictionary
FIFA Best player of the year award
He is the best player in the world.
He won Ballon d'Or.
A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.
Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.
the most fucking annoying animatronic in FNaF 2, he disables your flashlight, and he makes withered foxy come K*** (sorry can’t use the K word :/) you, and he starts in party room, next to kids cove, and prize corner.
Friend: you beat night 6 yet?
me: No, Ballon Boy got in the office and Withered Foxy got me.
friend: oh damn
A fart that squeals like a ballon losing its last bit of air.
Dude that sounded like a wet ballon, you better check your pants.
The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon
French translation for Golden Balls. Usually used in a context where you had so much sexual intercourse your balls turned into gold. Also a easy way to identify a philanderer.
Guy 1 : "aye this nigga got the Ballon D'Or!"
Guy 2 : "wow i wish i had them too"