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An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.

He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)

Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.

In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass

the drunkard on the simpsons

barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)

A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.

When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.

Barney Is A Purple Dinosaur Played by Joyner.Hes a kind soul that wants bring joy to kids by tormenting them with kindness.:)

Kids:Look is Barney charging at us Run guys.
Other Kids:Run for your life's
BARNEY:PROCEEDS TO CHASE THE KIDS AGGRESSIVELY knocking a few kids out on the green grassfields.

to be serenaded by a man on the pretext of love and then to sleep with him and his sudden disappearance for good after the sleeping part is done with. .

ohh god , robin don't tell me you got barneyed. .!