Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

jive ass bastard

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.

Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat? Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.

by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

Prick Ass Bastard

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!

That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.

by pstage August 01, 2007

lame ass bastard

a person who doesnt want to do anything besides sit around and play with themselves

pajak you lame ass bastard lets go play some fukin poker

by jimmy the pric May 19, 2005

Cat-Assed Bastard

1) A bastard who is so particularily bastardly that he deserves a longer title. The bastard also has a tiny, pink asshole like a cat. Go figure... 2) A mythical beast that had the body of a man and the ass of a cat. It is known for being a cat-assed bastard as defined above.

1) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table! -What a Cat-Assed Bastard -Yes, let us throw rocks at him. 2) -Wow, that kid at lunch won't leave our table! -What a Cat-Assed Bastard -Those aren't real.

by Maxxorz September 05, 2005

Ass Bastard Fuck

An exlamatory used to show DEEP DESTRESS or severe emotional anger. Multi-purpous word to call some one if they piss you off. Three curse words thrown into a pile of words and used when no other words will come out.

ASS BASTARD FUCK! Dude you are an ass bastard fuck. I just wish......AHH ASS BATARD FUCK!

nob assed bastard

A word used when annoyed with what someone has just done

Someone throws a hand full of screws in you coffee "You NOB ASSED BASTARD"

by Thebigman November 18, 2004