A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.
Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.
Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)
-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.
someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me