A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adjective describing an individual who displays signs of aggression as well as delusion. Synonyms include mental, batshit crazy, and Rick Santorum, among others.
'That dude was totally bath salts.'
'Dude, have you gone all bath salts on me?'
Being under the influence or appearing to be under the influence of the various drugs known as 'bath salts'. 'Bath salts' are made from synthetic cathinones and are mostly banned.
This guy randomly came over and tried to bite my face. I think he was all bath salted out.
When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.
You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.
When you do bath salts as a drug and then go around chewing homeless people's faces off. Only to be stopped by 11 bullets to the body.
Tom:DUDE MY COUSIN JUST GOT HIS FACE EATEN OFF BY A BATH SALT ZOMBIE!!!
david: STFU I'm doing bath salts right now
Tom: NOOOOOOO
David: *eats Tom's face off*
Tom:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.
Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!
Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.
When one gets high on bath salts and then proceeds to eat another person's face off. One does not have to be high on bath salts to go "bath salt crazy" but it is how to let someone know you are very serious and they should stop messing with you.
You better stop making me angry before I got all bath salt crazy on your ass.
The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.
" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."