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bazookas

Bazookas are round, large breasts. Often on older women, or men (moobs).

Holy bazookas, those babies are huge!

My mother-in-law has 46DD bazookas. They are the size of giant cantalopes!

by bazookas September 15, 2010

Bazooka

Weed and Crack rolled into a joint.

Yo, last night was so messed up after we smoked that bazooka. I woke up with your mom beside me, with her panties on my head, and her pubes stuck in my teeth.

by Jamie M September 29, 2005

Bazooka

A bazooka is similar to grenade, but refers to an older woman(30-50). It means the girl is fat, unattractive, a big mess or a combo of all. Since a bazooka is an antiquated explosive device, it would be used to reference an older woman. Becareful of the bazookas, because now you have to worry about their D4s, heating pads, aches/pains, depends and callin a cab to the nursing home.

Cyrena is a total bazooka!
Why's that?
She's old and ugly.

by The Almighty P.Gotti February 28, 2011

bazooka

A bazooka is a type of Rocket Launcher (not a dick) developed by the germans before WW2. It is really cool! I know because I've seen one "in person".

Holy sh#t! That guy's got a bazooka and he's about to use it!!!

by Zvon March 24, 2005

bazooka

the back seat of a car. "bazooka" can be reserved by a passenger, similar to shotgun.

John called shotgun, but I didn't care because I like riding bazooka.

by James007 May 24, 2005

bazooka

An American made Rocket Launcher made famous in WWII It is primarily used as an anti-tank weapon. It was named after the instrument with the same name.

"We got armor closing in on our position, Get a bazooka up here now!"

by Toki Wartooth7 March 18, 2008

bazooka

A girl with a phat ass.

Shake dat bazooka bottom---CCB

by Brittanny May 04, 2005