A fork of Rural Dictionary
hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone
woah that chiks a bench warmer!
You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.
Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.
Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.
coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!
vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*
A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.
Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.
When you have two lines of cocaine on each of a girl’s ass cheeks, and you do one line, then get some on your tongue and then eat her ass so her asshole gets numb. Then, you finish the other line on the other ass cheek and by then her ass will be numb for anal.
“Yo bro, this girl is gonna let me do the double bench warmer on her. This is definitely an item crossed off the bucket list.”