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Code word for Danger as explained in the series "Friends"

Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble. Chandler: Well, we're not. Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger! Chandler: We don't have a code word. Joey: We don't? We really should. From now on, 'Bert' will be our code word for danger.

A dialectal term for cigarette. Popular in North Lancashire and South Cumbria - may also have found its way to South Wales and parts of Manchester. Derived from the popular brand Lambert & Butler.

Winston: How many Berts can you smoke in twenty minutes? Royston: At least twenty Berts, Marra.

verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.

omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!

Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up. Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.

'Your mum's a slag!' -No response 'Dude, that guy totally berted you' 'I lost at one touch one bounce' 'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad' 'Take one step closer and I will bert you' 'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted' 'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.' 'Bert you!' 'Bert off!'

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.

A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.

Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?

A way of dancing, Twirl your hand and the opposite foot in a counter-clock wise movement of circular motion. while standing on one foot.

Dude, I can't dance good all I know is The Bert. Its funny, but not that cool at all.