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often known as the "missing link" bigfoot is a big, hairy, ape man thing that rooms the forests. its diet is very much like any primate. witnesses say that it ranges from 6-11 feet tall. obiviously there is a more than one of them if the thing really does exist, seeing as how there is a different variation of the beast ranging from state to state, country to country, continent to continent.

North America: Sasqaush
Asia: Yeti
The Phillipines: Kapre

To confuse the issue in a debate by making statements that are perceived as fictional or off-topic

Roy: You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

Another witness: I saw Bigfoot once. 1951, back in Sequoia National Park.

(Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

A big mother fucking pain in the ass creature that looks like he does steroids, really tall uaslly hangs around dumpsturs and eats the rotton fish in there. lots of so callled sightings of bigfoot( probaly fake)
names- sasqautch
yeti
yowie

tristan- hooly shit its a bigfoot
hobo- get the hell away from those fish u dick

Starting off with the Cleveland Steamer but then putting your footprint in it. Shit on chest then foot in shit!

Tina Trumpetpharts asked me to give her the Cleveland Steamer so I kindly obliged but I didn't stop there. I gave her the BigFoot, we chuckled then went for sodas.

1.A mythical creature, looks like a giant man ape. Sometimes he'll sneak into your house and eat all of your ice cream, then hell take a huge hairy ass piece of shit on your couch.

2.A monster truck which usually does nothing.

3.Another word for a britain hose.

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1.Sally:HOLY SHIT! SOMEONE TOOK A HUGE ASS SHIT ON MY FUCKING COUCH!
Bob:Oh shit bitch! I see Bigfoot outside!
Sally:Son of an ass Bitch that stupid mother f-cker must have done this...
Bob:Wow...He's hairy.
Sally:That f-cker ate all my damn ice cream as well.

2.Oh shit! Bigfoot just ran over Skippy the Clown

3.I just got done sucking off of your brother's bigfoot. It was refreshing.

1. The guy right above you in a hotel that is stomping around at 3:oo A.M.!!!!

2. The real Chewbacca.

1. *stomping from ceiling* Why can't bigfoot up there GO TO SLEEP IT IS 3:00 A.M FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

2.dude#1 Hey did you just see bigfoot!?!
dude#2 What you mean Chewbacca?

A terrifying, ape-like creature said to roam in remote mountain forests, but has eluded researchers and baffled skeptics for more than 150 years. Standing over 6 ft. 6 in. (2 cm) high, with arms down to its knees, Bigfoot can easily carry away dogs and livestock. More than 1600 instances of Bigfoot sightings or trails have been recorded in the United States and Canada since the early 19th century.

Many people who have shot at Bigfoot from point-blank range report that the creature seems invulnerable to gunfire.