A fork of Rural Dictionary
They are the most legendary objects ever created by human kind They where created by the Lego company. They are the most likely thing for you to jerk off to slightly bellow the internet
I invited a cute girl from school to play bionicles but she started taking of her clothes and I was very fucking disappointed
Bionicle stands for "Biomechanical Chronicle" and is Lego's first original saga. It begins with six heroes called toa fighting for peace, and win against the evil Makuta. They are transformed in a battle against a new evil, the bohrok, and the first evil comes back with his sons, the Rahkshi. Another toa is discovered and Makuta is defeated once and for all. The village chieftans tell the toa a tale of Metru-Nui, their past, and how they were once toa. At Metru-Nui a matoran villager is a traitor, and plans to destroy Metru-Nui, a super advanced city. Then everyone fled to Mata-Nui, etc.
"I must face him alone." - Takanuva, the seventh toa. From Bionicle, Mask of Light.
Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??). The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy). LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people. But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
Bionicle is stupid They should use the Halo story.