A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a male masterbates he fly catches his semen. He then smells his own semen
yo dude have you ever smelled your own jizz?
nah dude, why would i smell my own jizz
cause mine smells like i'm gettin ready for breakfast... bisquick!
A gay or bisexual man who is versatile when it comes to anal sex. One who tops and bottoms, pitches and catches, etc.
He says he doesnt bend over but he'll flip faster than a pancake at IHOP on Mothers Day. He's total bisquick.
Abnormally sized nipples that resemble pancakes.
D-mo: check that that braud out, shes sportin some bisquicks!
B: Bisquicks?
D-mo: yeah bisquicks, you know those breakfast boobies, those pancake nipples!
B: Thats disgusting
The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.
Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.
When a bunch of your friends stand around a bowl of pre mixed bisquick and jerk off around it, the last one to jizz has to then mix up the new batter and make semen pancakes in which they have to eat. good times.
Jeff:Dude, this bro sleepover is boring.
Rebish:Well since theres 8 of us and were all hungry we should just play soggy bisquick
Small biscuit shaped breast virtually devoid of nipples that remind you of the shitty biscuits your mom used to make
Yo she dropped her bra and out popped two little bisquick tits