A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft
Friend: how are you not cold Me: I have a blanket
Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.
Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING
That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning
Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!
Large grouping of robots, in the same fashion of flock of birds or crash of rhinos.
A blanket of robots attacked the space station leaving no survivors.
POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."
1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets." 2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight." 3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"
Something that keeps you warm when you go to sleep or take a nap
Child: I'm going to sleep mum. Mother: Okay don't forget to use a blanket it;s really cold today. Child: I'm already in a blanket.
A way in which you stroke someones face from forehead to chin. Can be mistaken for sexual innuendo, but dont be mistaken for the fun and creativity it brings. Other related actions are also "tea towelling" and "swiping".
"im going to blanket the shit out of you" "im going to blanket you all night long"