A fork of Rural Dictionary
A weird white kid who sits funny and has no testicles. He masturbates daily to the faze clan symbol and dog porn.
Stop sitting like faze blaziken.
A skinny white boy that pretends to be in the hood and is extremely anti-social and only cares about his sloths
Man faze blaziken is a big bitch
That one kid that thinks hes included in everything, tries so hard to dress to impress, uses way too much autotune which makes his songs sound like trash
Bro wtf are you wearing? Stop being Faze blaziken
The best member in faze. He loves sloths and he hits bills like he hits on sloth girls on tinder.
Yo faze Blaziken just banged a sloth!
A cool dude who is in the FaZe Clan. He makes music that is a little too much autotuned, but he is learning. He loves sloths, and will get really mad if you hurt one of his sloths.
FaZe Blaziken/Blaze is a cool dude, and you my friend should look him up on YouTube.
When a man's pubic hair is so unkempt that it completely engulfs the shaft.
This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.
I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.
A bush that's so massive that it covers the entire penis. References the Pokemon: Blaziken, who has a bush covering his junk.
"I am never going to see Jerry ever again"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"