A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bon~Bon is an adorable and dorky boi who loves animals and will tell you many facts about them. He is an amazing lover who will always be there for you, he will be your shoulder to cry on and also be your best friend. He loves sweets and definitely loves to receive hugs and kisses from his girlfriend. His smile will warm your heart and his voice will calm you because of how soothing it is. He is very tall and you can spot him in the middle of a crowd. He is very much a family man, he has much respect towards his parents and is very caring to his sibling even if he does bully them occasionally. Bon~Bon is the best thing to happen for his girlfriend, she is very lucky to have him, he never treated her wrong or ever will.
Girlfriend- “Bon~Bon I love you so so so so so so much!!” Person- “Why is his name Bon~Bon?”
An overweight woman.
Jack went out with Tammy, who must weigh 300-pounds. She is a real bon-bon.
Quotes by Bon Bon: "One time I kicked a punching bag, and it flew off and went through a cement wall" "Last night I was exercising my arm so much that I cant even feel it. Is it even real?" "I created Ragnarok" "I'm number one in Ragnarok" "What songs can you play on guitar?" "I can only play the fast parts from Metallica that go duhnanananananananannanana"
Bon Bon is soooooooo fat
What's with this mint chocolate chip nonsense? Ice cream that amplifies the likelihood of fumbling towards a state of complete nirvana and general one-ness with the universe while residing in Minnesota, where the women are strong, the men are also good looking, and all the children are above average. Other aids: soft drinks referred to as "pop" and rubber bands as "binders", the game "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck" (as opposed to "Duck, Duck, Goose"). All these things make Minnesotans supposedly nicer than anyone else in the country.
How 'bout some peppermint bon bon ice cream dontcha know?
Bon-bons that are filled with cum
Kawa made cum bon-bons and gave them to Natsuo and Ryuu