A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you find a Brendon, don’t let them go. They’re so sweet and can make you smile when you’re down. They’ll make you laugh when you’re upset. Another perk of a brendon is their smoking looks. They are so attractive! Also they’re known to be good kissers ;) brace yourself! Brendon’s are super caring people. They’ll all ways be there for yo when you’re upset and need someone to cheer you up. They’ll charm their way into your life one way or another, and not in a bad way.
Brendon is so sweet!
Basically a sex god. Call him daddy 11 times out of 10. Gets all the coochie known to mankind. Don't fuck with him because he will hood oos you. He has a 14-inch shlong and charizards on any chick he wants. Basically, he's daddy.
Brendon railed tf outta me last night and charizarded all over my coochie.
Brendon is a guy you’d fuck but not go out with as he is a shit head. Funny as fuck and knows how to fuck. Role play is his thing.
I fucked Brendon last night, walking like I’ve been horse riding for three weeks.
Brendons are fun and they have a great sense of humor but think less of theirselves even tho they have a great personality. They are intelligent and humorous. They are meant to be with a girl named Brenna. Sorry I had to put that in there
Omg did you hear Brendon joke today it was hilarious.
He is the most amazing person you will ever meet, his funny, cute, smart, and the greatest friend you will ever have.You will easily fall in love with him and he will make you happy and smile everytime you see him. He brings so much joy to your life and you will never be able to lose him without crying.
Maddy: Hey have you seen Brendon today? Joslyn: Ya he's so amazing he's the lobe of my life and for sure my soulmate.