A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person crouches over some ones head and poos and little bit. Usually done down an alley.
Martin takes the shit in his face and eyes AGAIN after some heavy Brusseling from Acer !
Disgusting vegetable presented to naughty children at Christmas.
Eat your brussels, you snivelling brat!
A vegetable your mom forces you to eat even though it tastes like vomit and smells like farts.
No dessert unless you eat your Brussels sprouts.
Man too large to pick a fight with.
As the song says, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels. He was six foot four and full of muscles."
Jeff: Dude, there was this guy starting shit down at the Kirk Hotel.
TP: Did you kick his ass?
Jeff: Nah, guy was a like a man in Brussels.
Pete Dick: Shut up and Irish yourself.
A derivative of The Fear it may be encountrered after only a short time in the Belgian capital of Brussels.
Studies show that The Brussels Fear may be caused by the increased alcohol content of Belgian Beer. Conflicting studies have found that the true source of The Brussels Fear is the general sense of loathing one gets from being in Brussels.
The Brussels Fear is made worse by the local population's refusal to assist you with even the most basic of tasks, generally accompanied by the phrase 'It is not possible'.
The only known cure for The Brussels Fear is leaving Belgium however the effects of this illness can be felt for many days/lifetimes after.
The best feeling in the world is when the plane/eurostar starts moving and you know the worst is behind you. You then shake violently when you realise you still have the Brussels Fear.
The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.
"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"
"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"