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brussel sprouts

Somethings kids like Nuncio eat

Nuncio: YUMMY BRUSSEL SPROUTS! MMMMMMMM!!!!
Gangster: Imma kick yo fat little *ss for sayin that!
Nuncio: YUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!
Gangster: You gonna get it!

*gangster shoots Nuncio*

by tilatequilafan December 29, 2007

Brussel-Sprouting

When another man cums all over another mans balls.

'I was being sodomized by my buddy and at the point of ejaculation he pulled out and brussel sprouted me.'

by Stuart Slater March 10, 2005

brussel sprout

when your getting a blowjob and your pubic hair gets stuck inbetween the girls teeth.
blowjob deepthroat skull head dome face

damn, that girl was deepthroating me so far, that when i pulled out and she smiled her grill looked like a brussel sprout.

by J-Money/Schmeezy December 20, 2004

Brussels sprouts

The condition of your pubic hairs, two days after having a vigorous shave. The brussel spouts give an unwanted poke to movements of the body parts,giving an irritated feeling.

Eric: Why are you walking so funny dude?
Joe: Because the brussels sprouts in my gootch are stabbin me.

by Nick and Tim February 13, 2008

hot brussel sprout

A really hot person who is liked by no one.

Damn son she's a hot Brussel sprout

by M4TH3W April 20, 2017

BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

by DarkMuffin666 August 06, 2020