Country Dictionary

The area around an asshole.

-Oh my god when she bent over she had the hairiest bunce I've ever seen, has she not heard of a Brazilian?!

-He brings a total bunce aura as soon as he enters a room.

The act of failing at any and everything in a humorous way

Oh man, He totally bunced when he spilled his water on his final exam

Mainly used as a term while drunk/drinking. Used in place of names such as bro, dude etc. Also can be used as a verb to describe the art of getting heavily drunk. Can also be interchanged for most other English words (see example)

1) Man, I was so bunced last night at that party.
2) Bunce up to my place now, bro!
3) Let me snaffle some bunce-juice and bunce my bunce up to bunce's to get bunced.

proportion of your immediate bosses income, for you having done what he was meant to do, again.

Note: requesting the bunce usually involves a dismissal afterwards.

Project Manager: Id like you to complete this task that ive been assigned.

Me: Whats the bunce dude?

A derogotoray word for an idiot, or short man. Can also be used as an exclamation of annoyance.

That was totally bunce.

someone over weight, fat, obese.

"ouh! look at that bunce!"
"ooo she is a buncy girl."

verb To further explain a joke even after all participants have a firm understanding of the punchline

Person 1: That joke isn't funny anymore
Person 2: I know. It was great until that twat went and Bunced it!