A fork of Rural Dictionary
a fearsome creature, the Bunny or Bunny rabbit has long sharp front teeth most likely evolved to rip out the throats of unexacting travelers. the bunny is an extremely discredited in its dangerous ways. they are infesting your wild places, forests, mountains, back yards. nobody can see this behavior however, they live under ground. if you see a Bunny RUN. a second glance is not worth your life.
Small child: Awwwwww a bunny! Well known and knowledgeable adult: RUN JIMMY!!!! ~see gif. to witness the Bunnies insane speed in the chase~
A small woodland creature often covered in fur but sometimes has no fur at all. this creature can jump as high as it wants. if you see a bunny in real life, do not attempt to catch it because it will just hop away and leave you depressed. Some major attacks used by a bunny would be "pounce" or "chomp". It's main weakness is Rockets and Atomic bombs. If you ever go to battle with one of these rodents make sure to be prepared!
Example 1 Steve - what a cute bunny Bunny - *cluck cluck* Steve - i guess it's time to find some rockets cause i've just engaged in a hostile situation with this small woodland creature who has fur but sometimes doesn't. Narator - and so steve and the bunny fight to the death. however the bunny is to swift for such imbocilic tactics and comes out on top. he hops away to eat a carrot. steve remains dead for the rest of eternity. Example 2 Wendy Chioji - This just in: a bunny has been spotted in the woods! how exciting. Bob Opsal - Yes it is Wendy, yes it is.